Here she gives us something else to sing about with a "packed house"!
Interesting Fashion Statement Camel Toe...
Here's a different one with so many interesting visual elements it's hard to find a place to start. Let's see...
Pink "Hello Kitty" bag...check Matching pink top and short shorts...check Deeply engrossed in a "Facts and Fallacies" book...check A lovely choice of colorful stockings keeping the legs warm and leaving everything else from the knees all the way up to the crack of dawn to freeze...check!
Saturday, August 04, 2007
Tera Patrick Porn Star Camel Toe
Here's some featured cameltoe from "film" star Tera Patrick.
Certainly porn stars are no strangers to cameltoe (at least when they are wearing clothes) and we usually just include nice shots as a matter of observation. But Tera is also somewhat facinating because of her achievements as noted from her Bio Page:
daughter of a Thai mother and English father
A naturally voluptuous vixen whose 36DD-24-34 curves are wonderfully well distributed along her 5'9" frame
A Penthouse Pet, and a Hustler honey in February of 2000
Incorporated her own video production company, TERAVISION
This is an absolutely adorable yo-yo smuggler! We love the superb labia definition, and the depth and fullness of this wonderful cameltoe...
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
The Seam is KEY!
We've know this since our study of cameltoes began. Some of the best and deepest parting of labia happens when there is a seam cutting the garment (and thus the lips) from front to back. Here's an inside-out look proving our point!
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Cameltoe...It's Magically Delicious!
I don't know why but this reminds me of Lucky Charms. Soft, juicy little lime green marshmallows...
Jelly and Bologna
Jelly rolls on top...rolled bologna in the pants...
Vulva Vacuum
This shot has it all! It's almost as if some "black hole" force of physics is sucking everything in it's path into this vulva vortex! Nothing can escape it's power! Not pants...not panties...we wouldn't be surprised to find that this pussy pucker power has even devoured all of this specimen's pubic hair!
Monday, July 23, 2007
Homegrown Cameltoe
These nice specimens need no explanation:
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Seam Busting...
Here's a wonderful example of "sheer" dedication! This woman obviously is very comfortable in her own (second) skin. We call your attention to the actual seams of this cameltoe outfit...
Notice how they not only strain under the weight of the underlying flesh that literally is trying to bust out but they also show the wear and tear of probable repeated washings indicating that they are also a laundry problem...
Not surprising considering how far up this lovely skin canoe they travel!
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
"Contoetion"
We know for certain that simply "pressing" vulva into fabric can, under any given set of circumstances, create a cameltoe. Submitted for your approval, we'll introduce two additional factors that almost guarantee success:
1. A skin-tight lycra outfit 2. Intentionally thrusting one's labia as far forward as is humanly possible
Friday, July 13, 2007
Running To Cure Cameltoe
It has come to our attention that a group of women have formed an organization called Camels United - NO TOE! (C.U.N.T.) in an effort to eradicate our beloved cameltoes! At a recent fund raising event called "Run A Mile To Stop A Vertical Smile" these participants displayed varying degrees of success in their battle against toe...
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
White Pants Cameltoe
Here's an absolutely delightful series of amateur cameltoe shown off in a pair of white pants. Tight, deep, and stunningly provocative these samples really highlight what what a soft, curvy figure can accomplish. We think this woman is simply stunning! Add in the additional bonus of the tight white top showing her incredible breasts and you have a masterpiece of a complete cameltoe package. Posted in the Camel-Toe Forum...thanks!
Friday, July 06, 2007
Cameltoes As Art
Here is some absolutely beautiful imagery! Like using an artists brush on canvas these pictures show that cameltoes aren't just for fun...they can be works of art. We certainly think they are! Found on the web, the artist(s) are unknown but if you know who they are, let us know. We would love to give proper credit and do more posts for them.
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Americas War On Terror Has A Secret Weapon
Heard of the TOW missile? Well, this devastating arsenal addition leaves camel jockey terrorist assholes quivering on the ground like the spineless pussies that they are.
While the sight of an Apache Attack ship with U.S. red, white and blue no doubt cause some constipation in these morons, just think of what this flag display is capable of!
Sunday, July 01, 2007
Supergurl Cameltoe Video
Surreal dreamscape of sexy supergurLs cameltoe morphing in a cyberspace erotic groove (crotch groove that is...)!
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Busting all Seams...
This fully packed jeans shot features all seams straining to contain an apparently mighty set of labia. Notice how even as the toe bites hard into the crotch, the poor button fasteners appear to be in peril.
Rubber Dugout Toes
You could almost climb inside these crotch canoes!
Rubber is one of the most interesting cameltoe materials and it seems as if the first specimen here was formed under a vacuum...and the zipper in the yellow suit makes a perfect camel toe accessory.