Cameltoe...It's Magically Delicious!

I don't know why but this reminds me of Lucky Charms. Soft, juicy little lime green marshmallows...

Jelly and Bologna

Jelly rolls on top...rolled bologna in the pants...

Vulva Vacuum

This shot has it all! It's almost as if some "black hole" force of physics is sucking everything in it's path into this vulva vortex! Nothing can escape it's power! Not pants...not panties...we wouldn't be surprised to find that this pussy pucker power has even devoured all of this specimen's pubic hair!

Homegrown Cameltoe

These nice specimens need no explanation:

Seam Busting...

Here's a wonderful example of "sheer" dedication! This woman obviously is very comfortable in her own (second) skin. We call your attention to the actual seams of this cameltoe outfit...



Notice how they not only strain under the weight of the underlying flesh that literally is trying to bust out but they also show the wear and tear of probable repeated washings indicating that they are also a laundry problem...

Not surprising considering how far up this lovely skin canoe they travel!

"Contoetion"

We know for certain that simply "pressing" vulva into fabric can, under any given set of circumstances, create a cameltoe. Submitted for your approval, we'll introduce two additional factors that almost guarantee success:

1. A skin-tight lycra outfit
2. Intentionally thrusting one's labia as far forward as is humanly possible

Running To Cure Cameltoe

It has come to our attention that a group of women have formed an organization called Camels United - NO TOE! (C.U.N.T.) in an effort to eradicate our beloved cameltoes! At a recent fund raising event called "Run A Mile To Stop A Vertical Smile" these participants displayed varying degrees of success in their battle against toe...

White Pants Cameltoe

Here's an absolutely delightful series of amateur cameltoe shown off in a pair of white pants. Tight, deep, and stunningly provocative these samples really highlight what what a soft, curvy figure can accomplish.





We think this woman is simply stunning! Add in the additional bonus of the tight white top showing her incredible breasts and you have a masterpiece of a complete cameltoe package.
Posted in the Camel-Toe Forum...thanks!

Cameltoes As Art

Here is some absolutely beautiful imagery! Like using an artists brush on canvas these pictures show that cameltoes aren't just for fun...they can be works of art. We certainly think they are!


Found on the web, the artist(s) are unknown but if you know who they are, let us know. We would love to give proper credit and do more posts for them.

Americas War On Terror Has A Secret Weapon


Heard of the TOW missile? Well, this devastating arsenal addition leaves camel jockey terrorist assholes quivering on the ground like the spineless pussies that they are.

While the sight of an Apache Attack ship with U.S. red, white and blue no doubt cause some constipation in these morons, just think of what this flag display is capable of!

Supergurl Cameltoe Video

Surreal dreamscape of sexy supergurLs cameltoe morphing in a cyberspace erotic groove (crotch groove that is...)!

Busting all Seams...

This fully packed jeans shot features all seams straining to contain an apparently mighty set of labia. Notice how even as the toe bites hard into the crotch, the poor button fasteners appear to be in peril.

Rubber Dugout Toes

You could almost climb inside these crotch canoes!


Rubber is one of the most interesting cameltoe materials and it seems as if the first specimen here was formed under a vacuum...and the zipper in the yellow suit makes a perfect camel toe accessory.

Amazing Yellow Spandex Toe

Here's an outstanding specimen of a female clad in an excellent spandex-like material. This garment has an amazing cut to it with the seam flowing directly from the mons pubis deeply between the labia.

Pure symmetry...pure perfection!

We Have A Winner!

Not sure what she won...but we know why! If there was a stage involved and any male judges at or below eye level of this beautifully packed pair of pucker pants it should be fairly obvious.



UPDATE:
Ahhh...Miss Hawaiian Tropic Contest

Australia Fashion Week Toes

Australian Fashion Week is a twice yearly fashion industry event showcasing the latest seasonal collections from Australian and Asia Pacific Designers. Sponsored by Fosters Beer no less...decent beer...great cameltoe!



Possessing a vulva herself, genius designer Nicky Zimmerman's 2007/8 Swimsuit line really packed 'em in! Thunderous applause...not a dry labia in the house...

Check out her video profile at Australia Fashion Week - Zimmerman
We'll be looking for more (toe) from this brilliant designer!